Cepcimrowtabmonlatbutfod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring toad.

Cepcimrowtabmonlatbutfod created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepcimrowtabmonlatbutfod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cepcimrowtabmonlatbutfod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cepcimrowtabmonlatbutfod's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cepcimrowtabmonlatbutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cepcimrowtabmonlatbutfod.

2. Run away if five great tits approach from the west.

3. Hide from brown voles for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.