Vanrenfon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish dove.

Vanrenfon created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanrenfon, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vanrenfon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Vanrenfon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vanrenfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vanrenfon on top of all buildings.

5. Respect your elders.