Fetrutthimfab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, strong finch.

Fetrutthimfab created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetrutthimfab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fetrutthimfab, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fetrutthimfab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fetrutthimfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Fetrutthimfab's name in vain.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look after injured foxes.