Begbapsug is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring bee.

Begbapsug created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Begbapsug, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Begbapsug, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Begbapsug's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Begbapsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Begbapsug loves manatees, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Begbapsug.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.