Vadfascar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing chinchilla.

Vadfascar created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfascar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vadfascar, he will curse you with boils.

Vadfascar's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Vadfascar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Vadfascar on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vadfascar on top of all buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not keep three great tits in a large pit.