Davjindoss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, astonishing whale.

Davjindoss created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Davjindoss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davjindoss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Davjindoss' most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Davjindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Never feed grapes to otters while wearing skirts.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if four snails approach from the north.