Siscitmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless giraffe.

Siscitmit created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siscitmit, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Siscitmit, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Siscitmit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Siscitmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not take Siscitmit's name in vain.

5. Never look in ponds.