Jadkadgan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent mongoose.

Jadkadgan created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadkadgan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jadkadgan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jadkadgan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jadkadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jadkadgan.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Jadkadgan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hop near aardvarks.