Dibnathap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, intelligent faun.

Dibnathap created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dibnathap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibnathap, he will turn you into a slug.

Dibnathap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dibnathap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect nine copper sculptures of Dibnathap on top of important buildings.