Davcapjin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, blissful bee.

Davcapjin created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davcapjin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Davcapjin, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Davcapjin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Davcapjin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. You must love Davcapjin.

5. Never hurt mice.