Dapbedjat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful eagle.

Dapbedjat created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapbedjat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapbedjat, she will be mildly annoyed.

Dapbedjat's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dapbedjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Dapbedjat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must love Dapbedjat.