Nigteensad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane armadillo.

Nigteensad created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigteensad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nigteensad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nigteensad's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nigteensad's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Never wear purple dresses.

5. Always obey Nigteensad's priests.