Buskapran is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered hare.

Buskapran created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buskapran, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Buskapran, she will turn you into a mole.

Buskapran's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Buskapran's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never feed figs to aardvarks while wearing scarves.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.