Dudtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, dishonourable snail.

Dudtab created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dudtab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dudtab's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dudtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.