Tap Yarldobbif Jopbepsog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited grasshopper.

Tap Yarldobbif Jopbepsog created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tap Yarldobbif Jopbepsog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tap Yarldobbif Jopbepsog, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tap Yarldobbif Jopbepsog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tap Yarldobbif Jopbepsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Tap Yarldobbif Jopbepsog loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never look at comets.