Wontaning is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, quiet goat.

Wontaning created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wontaning, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wontaning, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Wontaning's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wontaning's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Never feed bread to sheep while wearing shirts.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing magenta coats and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.