Limlabmip is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced swallow.

Limlabmip created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limlabmip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Limlabmip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Limlabmip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Limlabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of melons to ducks while wearing indigo boots.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.