Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, blissful chinchilla.

Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must pray to Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig seven times a day.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Voglopshavflytagtuncanbig in the centre of the settlement.