Tanfarnnig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing ant.

Tanfarnnig created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfarnnig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tanfarnnig, he will think nothing of it.

Tanfarnnig's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tanfarnnig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear white coats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about optics near aardvarks while wearing violet shirts.

5. Never wear shoes.