Gigbum is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful chicken.

Gigbum created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigbum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gigbum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gigbum's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gigbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured aardvarks.

2. Run away if eight voles approach from the west.

3. Always treat bats with great respect.

4. Gigbum loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about amino acids.