Garfumtarg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable salamander.

Garfumtarg created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Garfumtarg, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Garfumtarg, he will turn you into a snail.

Garfumtarg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Garfumtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant black sculpture of Garfumtarg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about spacetime.