Dossyiktaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil rhinoceros.

Dossyiktaf created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossyiktaf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dossyiktaf, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dossyiktaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dossyiktaf's Holy Commandments

1. Dossyiktaf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.