Wegnillnurltetti is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate frog.

Wegnillnurltetti created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegnillnurltetti, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegnillnurltetti, he will destroy your home planet.

Wegnillnurltetti's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wegnillnurltetti's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Wegnillnurltetti nine times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Wegnillnurltetti.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Wegnillnurltetti on top of all buildings.