Babtailhit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, all-powerful duck.

Babtailhit created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babtailhit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Babtailhit, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Babtailhit's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Babtailhit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not take Babtailhit's name in vain.

5. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.