Titfunnull is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing crab.

Titfunnull created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titfunnull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Titfunnull, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Titfunnull's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Titfunnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.