Gamcadgom is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic eagle.

Gamcadgom created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamcadgom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamcadgom, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Gamcadgom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Gamcadgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. You must pray to Gamcadgom seven times a day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.