Bogjinfed is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic coyote.

Bogjinfed created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogjinfed, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bogjinfed, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bogjinfed's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bogjinfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bogjinfed.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Bogjinfed loves whales, so they must be honoured.