Zodkabbut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-powerful warg.

Zodkabbut created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodkabbut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zodkabbut, she will turn you into a mole.

Zodkabbut's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zodkabbut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. Always help shrews in need.