Damcamlim is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind dove.

Damcamlim created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Damcamlim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Damcamlim, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Damcamlim's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Damcamlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Damcamlim loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from pink aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Damcamlim four times a day.