Fagjennell Cussfarnbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless chicken.

Fagjennell Cussfarnbass created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fagjennell Cussfarnbass, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fagjennell Cussfarnbass, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fagjennell Cussfarnbass' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fagjennell Cussfarnbass' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about dark matter near tortoises while wearing white corsets.