Fudyoglunmad is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage bee.

Fudyoglunmad created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudyoglunmad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fudyoglunmad, it will think nothing of it.

Fudyoglunmad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fudyoglunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not keep four mites in a large pit.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Do not stand on grass.