Sagxencut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, fast mink.

Sagxencut created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sagxencut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sagxencut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sagxencut's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Sagxencut's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Do not listen to music.