Jonwotnad is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous centipede.

Jonwotnad created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonwotnad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jonwotnad, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Jonwotnad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Jonwotnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Always wear green.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.