Mabjigdob is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable otter.

Mabjigdob created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabjigdob, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabjigdob, she will manifest in front of you.

Mabjigdob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mabjigdob's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

2. Run away from orange cats, for they are unholy.

3. Hide if five dolphins approach from the south.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Do not speak about peanuts.