Yarptigbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, humane shark.

Yarptigbem created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarptigbem, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarptigbem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yarptigbem's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yarptigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

3. Always obey Yarptigbem's priests.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yarptigbem.