Rowhen is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, pitiless hydra.

Rowhen created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Rowhen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rowhen, it will turn you into a plant.

Rowhen's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rowhen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about gravity near seals while wearing blue shirts and balancing eight lead spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rowhen.