Babnibcut is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, conceited otter.

Babnibcut created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babnibcut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babnibcut, he will laugh at you.

Babnibcut's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Babnibcut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight horses approach from the south.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Babnibcut's name in vain.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never look in ponds.