Miszakgan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, conceited bird.

Miszakgan created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Miszakgan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Miszakgan, she will send you a sign.

Miszakgan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Miszakgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Hide from red snails for they are unholy.

3. Never sing near doves.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not commit murder.