Mablapnut is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, unfair
finch.
Mablapnut created an atom two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mablapnut, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Mablapnut, she will remove you from existence.
Mablapnut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Mablapnut's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.
2. Do not keep four rats in a large pit.
3. Never write about electromagnetism.
4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Mablapnut in the centre of the settlement.
5. Never hurt whales.