Himgat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain walrus.

Himgat created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himgat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Himgat, he will come to you in dreams.

Himgat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Himgat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Himgat.

2. Never wear brown shoes.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Always take life seriously.