Voltipjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, flying turtle.

Voltipjop created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Voltipjop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voltipjop, it will turn you into a snail.

Voltipjop's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Voltipjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if eight mice approach from the east.