Tantitlam Hunsogquaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish rhinoceros.

Tantitlam Hunsogquaf created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tantitlam Hunsogquaf, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tantitlam Hunsogquaf, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Tantitlam Hunsogquaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tantitlam Hunsogquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing pink shorts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Tantitlam Hunsogquaf's priests.