Wipgunsat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic fairy.

Wipgunsat created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipgunsat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wipgunsat, he will ignore you.

Wipgunsat's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wipgunsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about sharks.