Catleg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish walrus.

Catleg created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catleg, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Catleg, it will be very sad.

Catleg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Catleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Put Catleg first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Catleg.

5. Never pour water over plants.