Rawpigbad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, kind turtle.

Rawpigbad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawpigbad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rawpigbad, it will turn you into a tree.

Rawpigbad's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Rawpigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Rawpigbad loves geese, so they must be honoured.

2. Put Rawpigbad first in all things.

3. Do not hop in public.

4. Do not hurt snakes.

5. Pray towards the west.