Naknabflan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, proud wasp.

Naknabflan created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naknabflan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Naknabflan, he will be very sad.

Naknabflan's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Naknabflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never write about asteroids.