Ragmilfobdan is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, able horse.

Ragmilfobdan created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Ragmilfobdan, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ragmilfobdan, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ragmilfobdan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ragmilfobdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Ragmilfobdan on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.