Citdaphat is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, cheerful jackal.

Citdaphat created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Citdaphat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Citdaphat, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Citdaphat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Citdaphat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Never play with disobedient children.