Cedbessfab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest hummingbird.

Cedbessfab created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbessfab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedbessfab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cedbessfab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cedbessfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near nematodes while wearing indigo dresses and balancing six aluminium spheres on your neck.

2. Never talk about dogs.

3. Run away from white moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.