Zoggardun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, intelligent fish.

Zoggardun created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zoggardun, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zoggardun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zoggardun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zoggardun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing white hats and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.